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Sandra Fluke

WTF! AYS, Sandra Fluke?

Seriously, she wants a private company to fund her, uhhh, private activities?

Fist off, let’s not get into the craptastic stupidity that is publicly mandated healthcare.  I could rant for hours on that; and before you try to delv into it, yes I think people should just die.  You’re going to accuse me of it anyway, so I may as well say it for you.

Sandra Fluke - fUgly

This is what you get when you call those numbers written on the bathroom stalls.

Now, back on this stupid slut (not literally, of course … eww!), Sandra Fluke.  That fat, deaf bastard, Rush Limbaugh had it right.  Fuck his stupid ass apology!  She put herself out there with her ‘schools should pay for contraception‘ bull.  And shut your pie holes about him taking Viagra. If he’s taking Viagra to test that 4-hour hard on issue (that’s priapism for you edjumakated folk), or because he lost sight of his wienie, then I’d be against a private insurer being forced to provide that as well.  But if he has a real medical condition that prevents him from spending sweaty-grunty time with his neighbor’s legless midget, then okay.  I stress MEDICAL condition.  If he just sucks in the sack, then I’d suggest a couple of videos (or free Internet sites) can educate him – on his own dime.

Contraception is not a health issue – not if you have a baseball bat or a stairwell anyway.  How about try not fucking for a course of action.  If you can’t afford the rubber, you probably can’t afford the kid.  Though in this government, I’m paying for that to.  At least paying for the child means I’m paying for someone that’s truly helpless, and not some ugly chick who needs to advertise that she’s on the pill so that some drunk dude will put his penis in her.  “Hey, LeRoy, I hear tell this beaut’ puts out.  She done adverted on the picture box, and she much better smellin’ then ol’ Betsy!  Get th’ oil rag and let’s ge’ta buisiness.”

Now, back to my lead in sentence.  She wants a private company, the insurer, to fund something that has nothing to do with health care.  I can see oversight and regulation for a cancer treatment, or blood transfusion, and even chiropractic care.  But to fund something that is an activity and a choice, I say, “fuck off.”

I do love me some hamburger.

I like burgers; juicy, pink in the middle, heart attack ready burgers.  Since eating falls under survival, and the choice in survival I make is to eat burgers, the government should mandate free burgers for me at my favorite burger institution of choice.

If she needs contraception medication for a legitimate reason, say, it’ll cure her of stupidity, then I would be all for it.  But to protect her during an activity of her choice.  Sorry, toots, that’s on you.  If you can’t afford the pill or condom, shove a towel up there – I’m sure it’ll fit – but you’re not fucking on my dime … unless I’m really fucked up … wait … no, never on my dime.

Now, let me get back to my hamburger!


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