WTF! AYS, fat people?
Don’t give me any of this bullshit:
- I’m not fat, I’m big boned. – No, I’m big boned! My mistress can confirm this. You, sir, are fat!
- It’s a thyroid condition! – Really, let me see your medical records for proof.
- I’m not fat, I’m plus sized. – Fuck that! You’re a multiplication table!
- My body is a temple! – To whom, Adephagia?
- Fat is beautiful! – Only when it’s sizzling in a pan of bacon and eggs!
Not only are you taking a terrible toll on my eyes, but your body is screaming at the point of bursting. Those fart sounds coming from your ankles are not normal! That smell coming from one of your seven potential bellybutton holes is not the sweet scent of success. You really should be embarrassed to find a used condom suck in your thigh crack. Read more…