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(Anti-)Abortion Activists

WTF! AYS, (anti-)abortion activists?

Yep, this goes out to both the pro life and the pro choice crowd. You’re both a bunch of dipshit fucktards!

So, first and foremost, I am against abortion for any reason not associated with true and reasonable medical issues to the mother or baby, or severe cases such as incest and rape.

Depression is not a real medical issue! Gaining weight is not a real medical issue! Knowing that you’re going to have to stop partying like a fool is not a real medical issue.

No procreation without representation!

No procreation without representation!

Yes, I am for the aborting of Down’s Syndrome babies – or babies with any other known condition that prevents them from taking care of themselves in an appropriate manner as they grow into adulthood. Basically think of this as natural eugenics, where we keep the gene pool strong – not through technology and designer babies, but through common sense.

So, now that I have pissed off both sides of the issue I can continue to fuck with you all in my further commentary.

FUCK YOU, ABORTION “RIGHTS” ACTIVISTS!

Abortion is murder, you sick fucks! There’s no two ways about this, you are killing an individual life form who wants nothing more than to survive. Sure, the baby’s conscious mind has not been developed at this point, but amoebas don’t have a conscious mind either and they fight and evolve for survival just as much as you do. That’s the desire of all living beings – from viruses to plants, to animals, to you – it’s all about survival. When you abort a baby, even if it’s only 1 minute conceived is nothing less than the snuffing out of a unique and individual life form.

Seriously, if you can't look at this and cry let me put a bullet in your eye.

Seriously, if you can’t look at this and cry let me put a bullet in your eye.

Babies are not a cancer: they are not a clump of cells reproducing out of control, and they are not a disease. Babies are not a parasite: parasites are from differing species, not from shared DNA. In fact, babies are part of the Biological Imperative – the needs of living organisms as required to perpetuate their existence.

By comparing a newly conceived baby as anything other than an individual and unique life form is disingenuous and, quite frankly, makes you an ignorant and evil person.

I don’t care is you are a Biblical person who preaches, “’I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.’”

Or a hippie who believes in a more humanistic take, “Any society, any nation, is judged on the basis of how it treats its weakest members; the last, the least, the littlest.” Or a similar quote, “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”

In either case this shows that we need to protect and nurture those who are unable to protect and nurture themselves. If you can’t do this, I would sooner see you killed by being beaten with a bag of bloody dicks and boobs. You are not fit for this world or this life and should be killed in a severe fashion for all to see.

Personally, I nurture my lessers every day. For example, my blond bimbo needs her breasts nurtured by my tongue and hands, and her vah-jay-jay caressed by my fingers and phallus at least three times per day. In no way is she able to care for herself, I took care of that by paying her eastern European family to raise her in a dungeon for the first 15 years of her life. Now she relies on me for survival and I rely on her to provide for my needs. When this is no longer viable (read: when she gets old and her boobs sag) I’ll release her like an unwanted dog into the woods. This is a true symbiotic relationship built on trust and hope.

Support Plan-B, because I'd hate for this to be ruined!

Support Plan-B, because I’d hate for this to be ruined!

If I knock this pretty little thing up, that responsibility is on me. Yes, she’s going to lose her looks; her fine titties are going to sag, she’s going to get stretch marks, and so forth. Also, unless I hire a Mexican nanny – which I may do if she’s hot, mmmmm, vanilla and caramel together! – this baby is going to be a screaming and hollering freak for the first couple of years of his life. Hell, if he takes after me he’ll be like that even into his sixties.

That’s what I have to deal with for my jimmy-cap breaking. That’s the risk of sex. If you can’t take on the risk, don’t do the act. Teens and adults need to be taught this lesson.

Now let’s get something straight, I’m not a prude. I believe that sex is a healthy act (even for elder teens – among their own peers, not with 75 year old pedophiles). You can view my take on sex and being a prude here. But I am also a firm believer in you being responsible for your own behavior. Sex is an action and a behavior. If you do it you must be willing to take responsibility for that action.

Abortion is not a fucking form of birth control you retarded piece of shit! If you think it is then let me put a bullet through your skull, because it certainly couldn’t hurt your brain capacity at all.

Abortion is a necessary evil, and yes, I do feel it is evil. If you’re religious I believe abortion is an affront to God. If you are a humanist or atheist, I believe that you have just snuffed out a life for nothing more than selfishness. This is no different than shooting a 10-year old for his sneakers; you’re killing a life for your convenience, nothing more.

FUCK YOU, ANTI-ABORTION ACTIVISTS!

I don’t have as much to say against you retards, because I tend to lean toward your side. However, there is a segment of your population who has fallen off the deep end.

First of all, take your religion out of the equation! I know, I know, you’re not supposed to do that – your religion is the foundation of your beliefs. Well, this religidiocy is YOUR belief, not the beliefs of others – (or the Constitution) – so fuck off. If you’re going to debate this issue you have to do it from a practical level, not from the Bible.

Blowing people up is not the answer. Why don’t you just wrap a towel around your head and scream Ahlalalallllalallalallaalllakbar while you try and justify your actions.

Maybe if she had more sex she wouldn't be out to blow shit up!

Maybe if she had more sex she wouldn’t be out to blow shit up!

You’re potentially killing innocent people, and the only doctors who can perform legitimate abortions safely. Blowing people up makes you just as evil as the perpetrators of frivolous abortion. Instead of blowing up a clinic, just put a firecracker in each ear and light’em – you’ll get to hear the *boom* you so crave.

But not all abortion is frivolous.

There are times when the preservation of humanity and society are actually served by aborting a fetus that may be a detriment to society, because of medical issues and it’s inability to care for itself as it ages into adulthood. The easy examples are Down’s Syndrome, or the traditional medical woes that come from incest.

I am for abortion in those cases. The preservation of humanity and society trumps religion and negative drains on humanity and society.  We already have enough of those from (arguably) ‘normal’ people.

I’m not saying cull the weak – (i.e. deaf people, near-sighted people, one-armed people, or sexy midgets). We all have our own strengths and weaknesses and diversity is a good thing; however, I am saying cull the obviously genetically inferior, who should be prevented from procreating in the first place – those who are a burden on society not a help to it.

I am also for abortion in the case of saving a mother’s life. No, not from depression or a toothache, but real problems associated with bleeding, baby not in the womb, and so forth. But in these cases I do feel it is important to abort the baby sooner rather than later. Third trimester is not the time for this, that’s back to being murder.

WHAT ABOUT PLAN-B?

Stop fist-shaking against Plan B, it’s not an abortion pill! I am in full support of teens (16+) having access to Plan B. As long as teens have access to sex – (and they ALL have access) – they need access to pregnancy countermeasures. Sex is a healthy activity when done in the right frame of mind – one done respectfully, without fear and without frivolity. And since we have the tools to prevent pregnancy, those tools should be used and provided.  I’d rather a teen use Plan-B than get an actual abortion.

I would LOVE to say that I only approve this with parental permission, as I believe parents need to be able to talk and educate their children, but there are too many parents in this world who would punish, chastise, or even kill their kids for discussion sex. Almost as bad, there are countless parents that don’t know how to talk about sex or would even encourage it as acceptable frivolous behavior.

This is a strong argument for being pro-abortion!

This is a strong argument for being pro-abortion!

Support Plan-B, because Plan-C involves a baseball bat and a stairwell!

Copied from WebMD

Plan B should be taken within 72 hours of unprotected intercourse. When taken within 72 hours, it decreases the chance of getting pregnant by 89% — from 8% without Plan B to 1% with Plan B.

It’s even more effective when taken within 24 hours. Effectiveness decreases the longer a woman waits to take it.

Plan B works like other birth control pills to prevent pregnancy. Plan B acts primarily by stopping the release of an egg from the ovary. It may prevent a sperm from fertilizing the egg.

If fertilization does occur, Plan B may prevent a fertilized egg from attaching to the womb. If a fertilized egg is implanted prior to taking Plan B, Plan B will not work and pregnancy proceeds normally.

In conclusion, both sides are fucking mental midgets who need to get a clue. You can’t dispute my rational claims, so don’t even try. And do try that “It’s my body” bullshit. I didn’t even address that because that is a nonsensical argument. This is about a baby’s body, not yours, bitch!

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