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ObamaCare Supporters


WTF! AYS, ObamaCare supporters?

When will people mother-fucking understand that I go to work for me and my family not for you and your family? When will you worthless pieces of shit understand that I don’t give a flying fuck about you? It’s not my place to worry about you.

Hooker

Thanks to Obamacare, these are the only hookers I can afford!

I don’t fucking know you, so I will sleep very easily if you have genital warts, an inflamed turdhole, or if you die. I expect the same from you. You don’t know me, so don’t act like you give a shit. And if you do give a shit, buy me more hookers! I don’t fucking care about you or your family, and the more you try to make me care the more pissed I get and the more I’m apt to kill you myself – to get you out of my (and society’s) business, and to put you out of your misery.

The only people that deserve special consideration are children; and childhood ends at age 18 not 26. The government can fuck off if they think that I’ll be paying for all of my baby-mamas’ kids after they turn 18 months!

WHAT! 18 years?!?!? Shit, I’ll sell the little fuckers to some Chinese sweatshop when they are six, fuck that 18 years old shit. I’ll turn them into gold farming bastards of your favorite online game, that’s what I’ll do. How’s a man s’pozed to afford all of his abortion bats if he’s gotta pay for the youngins?

Here’s a little bit of truth for you:

I don’t care if it is a ‘law,’ I will *never* sign up for Obamacare, I will *never* pay the fine, and if you try to apply it to my taxes I will simply stop paying taxes.  This is my line in the sand.

I'll rig my door, and I own guns.  As long as I take out 2 or more of you, I win!

I’ll rig my door, and I own guns. As long as I take out 2 or more of you, I win!

Come after me IRS!

Come after me NSA – (you already know who I am)!

Come after me you pansy ass sacks of shit who don’t have the balls to hold a real job you come after me to pay for your shit.

Throw me in jail or prison if you must, at least then I’ll have a reason to suck off of the tit – mmmmm, titties! – of those who work. Maybe prison will turn me into a weightlifting drug dealer; that’ll be great for society, won’t it? Eventually I’ll be released, but since I’m a convicted felon I won’t be able to get a real job, once again forced to fuck, errr, suck off the tit of you retards who actually work for a living.

After I get thrown into prison again for trafficking, and maybe manslaughter, the bleeding heart retards will then sympathize with me as someone who is ‘misunderstood’ and deserves to be free in society.  We’ll all create the ‘Save the Bizniz Fund.’  I’ll get that fat chick to cry, “For only ninety nine cents a day, you can feed this man a simple meal and provide him a measly one hooker a week.”

I won't pay taxes, that'll fuck up their Ponzi scheme.

I won’t pay taxes, that’ll fuck up their Ponzi scheme.

Enough is enough!! If you are such a worthless P.O.S. that you need other people to fund your existence, maybe you’re not the type of person we need on our gene pool evolving us to the next level.

I want intelligent people evolving our society, not parasites.  I want hard working people spreading their gene pool, not lazy excuse propagators.  Just like the rest of the animal kingdom, it’s time to cull the heard, and I’ll start with anyone who thinks they are owed anything from the work I do.

I am so fucking sick and tired of needy people who can’t learn that I have my own responsibilities, and, other than staying out of the way of you perusing your dreams, I have *NO* obligation to you … none. By trying to force these obligations on me, I am finding new ways of avoiding them – even if it means becoming a civil criminal.

FUCK … OFF … YOU … WORTHLESS … PIECES OF SHIT!  Please, for the love of God and the universe, don’t fucking procreate – or give your kids to parents who can teach them to be responsible adults.  Your gene pool needs to end NOW!  I’m talking to you, Bob Beckel!

I'll be sure to send'em to Nobamacare doctors.

I’ll be sure to send’em to Nobamacare doctors.

Just because I needed another picture of a hooker.

Just because I needed another picture of a hooker.

National Security Agency


WTF!  AYS, National Security Agency?

Fuck, I don’t even know who I’m calling stupid in this post.  Let’s just go with the NSA so I can be one of the cool kids added to a watch list or two.

I would tell you where I’ve been over the last weeks and months, but the anal probe I received will explode and turn me into an unwilling jihadist. For fucks sake these dipshit Islamists are getting sneaky; but remember, in the Mormon, errr, Muslim world you’re not gay if you’re pitching – (fucking an underage boy, someone from another culture, drunk, etc.) – only if you’re catching.

Using Islamo-logic: Even though I attempted to fight off my attackers, since they succeeded and (of course) will not admit to witnessing my rape, I must be sentenced to death for homosexuality and adultery. Multiple people kidnap me while I’m eating Cheetos and jerking off to that blond chick from Game of Thrones. They all rape me, leaving my bung hole filled with man sauce and some jizz bomb, and this is somehow MY fault?

Boob bombs! Yummy!

Boob bombs!
Yummy!

Let this be a warning to you! First it was IEDs, then it was cooking implements, now it’s bunghole injections! Is there no lengths these stone age warriors will not go to be allowed to remain in the stone age?

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Tax payers


WTF! AYS, Tax Payers?

So, it’s that time of year, again, tax time! Good news: I don’t pay taxes! That’s right, fuck the big “O”, and I don’t mean Oprah, and fuck all you lazy asses who are counting on the fruits of my labor to fund your bullshit. Not gunna happen. Come and get me, bitches!

Stop paying your fucking taxes!

I have yet to meet someone who (1) Paid taxes and wasn't angry; (2) Didn't pay taxes, but felt owed my money.

I have yet to meet someone who (1) Paid taxes and wasn’t angry; (2) Didn’t pay taxes, and didn’t feel owed my money.

What!?!?! Did I just ask you to do something illegal? Yes I did.

Do NOT go out and rape, murder, drink and drive, or do any other stupidity. All I’m saying is don’t pay your taxes. Just don’t pay’em. Tell this government that you work hard for your money, (or that you don’t deserve the money of other hard working people,) and that you’re just going to keep it all this year, thanks.

1. The money the federal government spends is YOUR money. This isn’t this king’s money that he graciously allows you to use. Oh, no. This is OUR money, that we graciously allow them to use.

When the fuck are you going to wake up and realize that these faggots on Capital Hill are fucking around with your shit. It’s like lending them your car, but not only do they not give it back, they charge you for the gas they use – and for a new car after the drinking and driving binge with their hookers.

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Video Game Testers


WTF! AYS, video game testers?

So, I have been spending the last couple of weeks jerking off to (while play testing) “Lara Croft (aka: Angelina Jolie) versus Aliens and Predators“, a new game being put out by Kapcum. I may be breaking a Non-Disclosure Agreement here, but the goal of the game is to get an Alien’s smaller second mouth into Angelina Jolie’s snatch, while avoiding the Brad Pitt looking Predators.

Average play tester.

Average play tester.

This is one of them thar massively online games where a billion or so pussy starved kids pretend to be social aware, which such great …
… Conversation starters: “Fuck you, dick!” and “UR a N00b!”
… Character names like: xPussyLicker and Kok Teiz.
… Deals like: “400 AJ pubes for $20.00 US! Fast power revering; you get boom boom in no time frat!” They are Chinese, you see, so their keyboards force them to type like that. And unlike the producers of the current Red Dawn movie, I ain’t afraid to piss some people who smell like onions stuck in sweat socks and who I can blind fold with dental floss.

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American voters


WTF! AYS, American voters?

tl;dr: Obama voters are fucking stupid and should die slow, horrible deaths.

DumbObama

Truer words cannot be said.

I could go on for forty days and forty nights about the idiocy that is the American voter, but I’m only going to pick a couple of issues because you fucking retards out there won’t be able to comprehend anything more.

First of all, FUCK OBAMA! And FUCK ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR HIM! That’s right, a biiiiiiiggggg FUCK YOU to friends, family, and other assholes who voted for this Captain Moron.

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Obama supporters


WTF! AYS, Obama supporters?

Because I haven’t typed in a while, and some ‘friends’ of mine are spinning me up via e-mails and social networking, I figure I’d stick a big black Oblama dick in their asses for being sofa king wee todd id!

#1: There is no god damn war on women, you stupid ass misandrists. First of all abortion for any other fucking reason than to save the life of the mother, or in the case of incapacitating birth defects in the child – where it will never be able to live on its own – is fucking murder. This isn’t some religious bullshit, this is common fucking sense.

Aborted 9 week fetus

I want my baby back baby back baby back
I want my baby back baby back baby back
Baby back riiiiiiiibs

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Sandra Fluke


WTF! AYS, Sandra Fluke?

Seriously, she wants a private company to fund her, uhhh, private activities?

Fist off, let’s not get into the craptastic stupidity that is publicly mandated healthcare.  I could rant for hours on that; and before you try to delv into it, yes I think people should just die.  You’re going to accuse me of it anyway, so I may as well say it for you.

Sandra Fluke - fUgly

This is what you get when you call those numbers written on the bathroom stalls.

Now, back on this stupid slut (not literally, of course … eww!), Sandra Fluke.  That fat, deaf bastard, Rush Limbaugh had it right.  Fuck his stupid ass apology!  She put herself out there with her ‘schools should pay for contraception‘ bull.  And shut your pie holes about him taking Viagra. If he’s taking Viagra to test that 4-hour hard on issue (that’s priapism for you edjumakated folk), or because he lost sight of his wienie, then I’d be against a private insurer being forced to provide that as well.  But if he has a real medical condition that prevents him from spending sweaty-grunty time with his neighbor’s legless midget, then okay.  I stress MEDICAL condition.  If he just sucks in the sack, then I’d suggest a couple of videos (or free Internet sites) can educate him – on his own dime. Read more…

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