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National Security Agency


WTF!  AYS, National Security Agency?

Fuck, I don’t even know who I’m calling stupid in this post.  Let’s just go with the NSA so I can be one of the cool kids added to a watch list or two.

I would tell you where I’ve been over the last weeks and months, but the anal probe I received will explode and turn me into an unwilling jihadist. For fucks sake these dipshit Islamists are getting sneaky; but remember, in the Mormon, errr, Muslim world you’re not gay if you’re pitching – (fucking an underage boy, someone from another culture, drunk, etc.) – only if you’re catching.

Using Islamo-logic: Even though I attempted to fight off my attackers, since they succeeded and (of course) will not admit to witnessing my rape, I must be sentenced to death for homosexuality and adultery. Multiple people kidnap me while I’m eating Cheetos and jerking off to that blond chick from Game of Thrones. They all rape me, leaving my bung hole filled with man sauce and some jizz bomb, and this is somehow MY fault?

Boob bombs! Yummy!

Boob bombs!
Yummy!

Let this be a warning to you! First it was IEDs, then it was cooking implements, now it’s bunghole injections! Is there no lengths these stone age warriors will not go to be allowed to remain in the stone age?

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Tax payers


WTF! AYS, Tax Payers?

So, it’s that time of year, again, tax time! Good news: I don’t pay taxes! That’s right, fuck the big “O”, and I don’t mean Oprah, and fuck all you lazy asses who are counting on the fruits of my labor to fund your bullshit. Not gunna happen. Come and get me, bitches!

Stop paying your fucking taxes!

I have yet to meet someone who (1) Paid taxes and wasn't angry; (2) Didn't pay taxes, but felt owed my money.

I have yet to meet someone who (1) Paid taxes and wasn’t angry; (2) Didn’t pay taxes, and didn’t feel owed my money.

What!?!?! Did I just ask you to do something illegal? Yes I did.

Do NOT go out and rape, murder, drink and drive, or do any other stupidity. All I’m saying is don’t pay your taxes. Just don’t pay’em. Tell this government that you work hard for your money, (or that you don’t deserve the money of other hard working people,) and that you’re just going to keep it all this year, thanks.

1. The money the federal government spends is YOUR money. This isn’t this king’s money that he graciously allows you to use. Oh, no. This is OUR money, that we graciously allow them to use.

When the fuck are you going to wake up and realize that these faggots on Capital Hill are fucking around with your shit. It’s like lending them your car, but not only do they not give it back, they charge you for the gas they use – and for a new car after the drinking and driving binge with their hookers.

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