WTF! AYS, religious idiots?
First things first, I believe in God. Come back to this sentence after you’re read this post, as you’ll certainly forget it. I … believe … in … God. Maybe I should more accurately say that I believe in Intelligent Design. What I don’t believe in is religious institutions or the fucking pricks who lead them.
- The Catholic Church are historically a bunch of criminals.
- The Protestant Churches are confused and trying to remain relevant by shaking their fists at the Catholic Church (and each other).
- Muslims are savage barbarians that would impede human progress at every step; like the Catholics did in the middle ages.
- Jews, well, if you’re God’s chosen I’d prefer to be the ignored red-headed step-child.
- Satanists are just emo kids with daddy issues.
- Wiccans scream witchcraft but (most) can’t even talk a good game. Blessed be a foot in your ass, you fat whore who really should NEVER run around naked like that ever again! Oh my goddess I’m gunna puke.
- Buddhist think too much and do too little.
- Scientists are corrupt, and just as dogmatic and jingoistic as religious leaders.
- The spaghetti monster, well, that’s REAL! I’ve got pictures (below) to prove it!