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WTF! AYS, Tax Payers?

So, it’s that time of year, again, tax time! Good news: I don’t pay taxes! That’s right, fuck the big “O”, and I don’t mean Oprah, and fuck all you lazy asses who are counting on the fruits of my labor to fund your bullshit. Not gunna happen. Come and get me, bitches!

Stop paying your fucking taxes!

I have yet to meet someone who (1) Paid taxes and wasn't angry; (2) Didn't pay taxes, but felt owed my money.

I have yet to meet someone who (1) Paid taxes and wasn’t angry; (2) Didn’t pay taxes, and didn’t feel owed my money.

What!?!?! Did I just ask you to do something illegal? Yes I did.

Do NOT go out and rape, murder, drink and drive, or do any other stupidity. All I’m saying is don’t pay your taxes. Just don’t pay’em. Tell this government that you work hard for your money, (or that you don’t deserve the money of other hard working people,) and that you’re just going to keep it all this year, thanks.

1. The money the federal government spends is YOUR money. This isn’t this king’s money that he graciously allows you to use. Oh, no. This is OUR money, that we graciously allow them to use.

When the fuck are you going to wake up and realize that these faggots on Capital Hill are fucking around with your shit. It’s like lending them your car, but not only do they not give it back, they charge you for the gas they use – and for a new car after the drinking and driving binge with their hookers.

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