Halloween haters

WTF! AYS, Halloween haters?

It’s that time of year again. Yep, it is the time of year when you buy a ton of candy, eat it all, and scream ‘Oh, shit!’ at the last moment and quickly brew up some caramel covered onions for the kiddies.

• Or maybe you’re the type that pulls out the ol’ Parker Brothers Ouija board – because we all know that when you think occult you think Parker Brothers– and talk to some spirit from beyond the veil.
  

  What’s wrong with educating (botany) while having fun (smoking)?

• Or you go out dressed as some bully teenager and steal candy from the kids who wasted their time collecting it for you.
• Or you do what I do: close all of the curtains, turn off all of the lights, watch TV at a really low volume, and ignore the doorbell.

However you celebrate it, Halloween is a great time of the year. So, why the fuck are some dipshits trying to ruin it for everyone? These fucktards are citing economic, religious, and cultural concerns.

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