WTF! AYS, Halloween haters?
It’s that time of year again. Yep, it is the time of year when you buy a ton of candy, eat it all, and scream ‘Oh, shit!’ at the last moment and quickly brew up some caramel covered onions for the kiddies.
- Or maybe you’re the type that pulls out the ol’ Parker Brothers Ouija board – because we all know that when you think occult you think Parker Brothers– and talk to some spirit from beyond the veil.
- Or you go out dressed as some bully teenager and steal candy from the kids who wasted their time collecting it for you.
- Or you do what I do: close all of the curtains, turn off all of the lights, watch TV at a really low volume, and ignore the doorbell.
However you celebrate it, Halloween is a great time of the year. So, why the fuck are some dipshits trying to ruin it for everyone? These fucktards are citing economic, religious, and cultural concerns. Read more…