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Feminists


WTF! AYS, feminists?

Thanks to my recent posts – fuck, thanks to ALL of my posts – I am starting to be called a misogynist.  from what I can tell these people are mostly men – trying to impress their feminazi girlfriends and wives.

Why should I not look at her? She fucking beautiful, and deserves to be looked at - for as long as I can.

Why should I not look at her? She fucking beautiful, and deserves to be looked at – for as long as I can.

While I do love to touch women in all of their places, I’m not a classically trained misogynist. I can’t charge for the tender caresses I would give you, though I would do everything I can do to relieve your stress on the outside and the inside.

Hmmm … I’m being told that I don’t understand the word.

Let me get my feminist to English dictionary out to translate this.

OH! I get it. You think I hate women, that I am objectifying them, and sexually discriminating against them. Well, yes.

I mean no, yes, and yes.

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Fat people


WTF! AYS, fat people?

Don’t give me any of this bullshit:

This is what happens to guys who don’t like girls.

  • I’m not fat, I’m big boned. – No, I’m big boned! My mistress can confirm this. You, sir, are fat!
  • It’s a thyroid condition! – Really, let me see your medical records for proof.
  • I’m not fat, I’m plus sized.  – Fuck that! You’re a multiplication table!
  • My body is a temple! – To whom, Adephagia?
  • Fat is beautiful! – Only when it’s sizzling in a pan of bacon and eggs!

Not only are you taking a terrible toll on my eyes, but your body is screaming at the point of bursting.  Those fart sounds coming from your ankles are not normal!  That smell coming from one of your seven potential bellybutton holes is not the sweet scent of success.  You really should be embarrassed to find a used condom suck in your thigh crack. Read more…

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